The names have been changed to protect the innocent..
Recent phonecall to supplier:
Dr>My ****# keyboard doesn't work properly...
Supplier>What seems to be the problem sir
Dr>Well when I press 'A' it comes out 'Q' on the screen and when I
press 'B' it comes out with 'W' and when I press 'C' it says 'E' on
the screen and when I press 'D' it does an 'R' and then 'E' comes a
'T' so it says QWERT
Supplier>You haven't moved the keys around have you sir?
Dr>Well of course I did they were in a bloody stupid order
Its a funny old game saint
Rob
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