This one from a (non-medical) friend in France.
A man goes to see his doctor for a routine medical. The doctor
listens to his chest, and looks worried. 'Do you smoke?' he asks.
'Yes, Doctor, about ten a day.'
The doctor shakes his head. 'You must stop immediately.' He continues
with his examination, and palpates tha man's liver. 'Do you drink?'
he asks.
'Well, yes, Doctor, about half a bottle of wine a night with my
dinner. Should I cut down?'
'You must stop altogether,' says the doctor. He continues. Then he
asks, 'What about sex? Do you have a good sex life?'
The man smiles. 'Well, yes, I do,' he says.
'You must give up sex too,' says the doctor, shaking his head sadly.
The man thinks about this for a moment. Then he asks, 'Doctor, will
giving up all these things make me live any longer?'
'No, not really,' says the doctor, 'but it'll seem like forever...'
Happy Christmas, all.
Prit Buttar
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