On Mon, 9 Dec 1996 12:27:39 GMT, you wrote:
>> > Next thing is they'll probably want us to prove Proctosedyl
>> > Ointment is more cost-effective than wiping your bum properly.
>>
>> I wonder how much anal/rectal pathology/morbidity could be prevented
>> if people *did* wipe their botties properly?
>
>In Islamic countries, as everyone knows, it is forbidden not to use
>water to 'wash' your bum. As a result, all bogs have this wonderful
>contraption that directs a jet of water onto the offending area. All
>you have to do is wiggle a bit over it and your are clean albeit a
>bit drippy, but then again, you can just dry up with whatever takes
>your fancy.
>
Trust Ahmad to give us the bottom line on this one !
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