I dare say many of you already know of this newsgroup.
Those looking for humourous sigs might like to subscribe
for a while.
Here is a typical post:
What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?
Feet smell? Nose runs? Hey, you're upside down!
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend--so,
which is the dumber sex?
If Karen Carpenter had eaten the sandwich Mama Cass choked on--would they
both be alive today?
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