As a non medic who has laughed at some of the jokes
I thought that I would share these and apologies if1. you have heard them before
2. They are clogging up you system
Medical Dictionary (Unabridged)
Barium - What you do when a patient dies
Urine - opposite of "you're out"
Cauterize - Made eye contact with
D&C - Where Washington is
Ova - finished, done with
Sperm - To reject, look away from
Dilate - To live a long time
Enema - Opposite to friend
Node - Was aware of
White count - The number of caucasians
Hernia - Pertaining to a female's knee
Fibrillate - To tell a small lie
Genital - Non-Jew
Sacrum - Holy
Paradox - Two doctors
Penis - Someone who plays the piano
Intestine - Currently taking an exam
Coronary - Domesticated small bird
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pap smear - To slander your father
Pelvis - The evil twin of Elvis
Seizure - Roman Emperor
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