Here's a list of suggestions recently sent to me (unsolicited) by
e-mail.
Some, at least, can brighten even the grimmest surgery.
*** The Top 14 Ways to Cope With Stress ***
14. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're
in jail.
13. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
12. Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognise it when it comes
back to you.
11. Polish your car with ear wax.
10. Drive to work in reverse.
9. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
8. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and drop them from high
places.
7. Fill out your tax form using Roman numerals.
6. Dance naked in front of your pets.
5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
4. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
3. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa, and vice-versa.
2. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See
how
many you can do at a time.
1. Subscribe to the HAND! mailing list -- you'll receive one email
message a day with a good, clean joke inside. Start your day with a
smile
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Prit Buttar
GP, Keynsham (and confirmed duckophobe)
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