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From: Tim Levy
Sent: 06 December 1996 10:17
To: Stephen Thompson
Subject: Joke
Bill Gates dies and ends up at the pearly gates talking to St. Peter. St.
Pete offers Bill a choice between going to hell or heaven, and also offers
to give him a tour of both places. Bill agrees to the tour, and they go to
hell. Hell, when they arrive, is white sandy beaches, beautiful tropic
waters and native girls waiting on people hand and foot. Bill sees this
and replies; "If this is hell, I want to see what heaven is like". So they
go up to heaven, which they find a peaceful place in the clouds with winged
people living in bliss. Bill decides he prefers hell. St Peter sends him
there. A few weeks later, St Peter goes to hell and checks on Bill. He
finds Bill in a dark, damp dungeon, chained to a wall and being whipped
constantly. Bill asks what happened to the version of Hell that he saw
before. St. Peter replies: "Oh, that was just the beta version".
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Tim Levy
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