For you then, Patrick:
Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds
the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be
seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits
on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing
this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the
gentleman.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits
on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks
quickly away.
The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for
something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with
him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola
has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the
madam sends her over to Geoffrey's. They sit and talk, frolic a little,
giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear
and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and
leaves.
Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all
her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself
for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could
possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has
made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a
lesson.
So she goes over to Geoffrey and says that she's the best in the house and
is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and
then she sits in his lap.
He leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Pounds?"
Cheers,
Bill
On Wednesday, 13 July 2016, Patrick McManus <[log in to unmask]>
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