Some yarn!
I smile all the way through, but later think:
dairy cows when it’s milking time
tend to dawdle to the shed, don’t they?
Arf, arf, have to laugh, but.
Apollo Bay makes me laugh, too.
Place names in so many parts of Australia that
even after years sound unconvincing to me…
Port Fairy
Bacchus Marsh….
Max, on Capitol Hill which lacks a capitol
On Feb 9, 2016, at 13:51, Bill Wootton <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> He'd never
> farmed before
> had trouble
> rounding up
> his dairy cows
>
> they'd head
> uphill
> he'd whistle
> he'd run
> they'd scarper
>
> neighbour used
> a dog
> he'd none
> so he taped
> its bark
>
> headed out
> holding high
> his cassette dog
> arf arf
> at full volume
>
> net result
> much the same
> neighbour saw
> took pity
> gave him
>
> his old dog
> ended up
> ran ninety head
> milked life
> in Apollo Bay
>
> bw
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