Love it Patrick. Always think the same myself every time I see those Guardian adverts.
On 27 Jan 2016, at 06:27, Patrick McManus wrote:
> WRITE!
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> write !
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> he thought
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> he would like
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> to write a story
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> so he wisely
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> signed up
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> for the necessary
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> Guardian courses
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> ‘how to tell a story’
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> for four thousand pounds
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> ‘how to complete a first draft’
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> for another four thousand pounds
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> ‘how to finish a work of fiction’
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> for another four thousand pounds
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> ‘how to write historical fiction’
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> ‘how to write a psychological thriller’
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> and ‘how to write children’s fiction’
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> for two thousand pounds each
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> but then discovered at
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> eighteen thousand pounds later
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> that he had no money left
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> for a pen nor paper
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> and sort of lost
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> interest in the idea
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> and wandered off
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> and pruned his
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> roses instead
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> pmcmanus
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> r908
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> the Guardian is a UK newspaper
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