Sounds dangerous, Pat. And likely to bring out some more challenging language from you!
Bill
On 09/10/2014, at 3:38 AM, Patrick McManus wrote:
> Cheers Bill enjoyed this tried to trim my cat's claws for the first time
> !!!!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Poetryetc: poetry and poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On
> Behalf Of Bill Wootton
> Sent: 08 October 2014 10:42
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> Subject: Re: Uncool cats cooled
>
> Thanks Sheila, Doug. Not my cats but this was the advice meted out to my
> former neighbour whose partner is overseas at the moment, in Birmingham
> actually to judge by last postcard.
>
> Bill
>
> On 08/10/2014, at 8:55 AM, Sheila Murphy wrote:
>
>> Yes, I'm feeling this, Bill :)
>>
>> The dosage needed to keep cool.
>>
>> Great. Sheila
>>
>> On Tue, Oct 7, 2014 at 2:27 PM, Bill Wootton <[log in to unmask]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncool cats cooled
>>>
>>> Where's the chief feedster
>>> and head patter?
>>> When will he?
>>>
>>> Male black Burmese,
>>> starts into whining
>>> all day.
>>>
>>> Boot him out of lounge room,
>>> lock him out of bedroom.
>>> Then SHE starts.
>>>
>>> Out too.
>>> Half a Valium
>>> should do the trick
>>>
>>> suggests the shrink.
>>> But collapsing cats
>>> not the order of the day.
>>>
>>> Quarter then.
>>> Now there's a dose
>>> that does.
>>>
>>> Three cool cats
>>> now await
>>> the return.
>>>
>>> bw
>>>
>>
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