Uncool cats cooled
Where's the chief feedster
and head patter?
When will he?
Male black Burmese,
starts into whining
all day.
Boot him out of lounge room,
lock him out of bedroom.
Then SHE starts.
Out too.
Half a Valium
should do the trick
suggests the shrink.
But collapsing cats
not the order of the day.
Quarter then.
Now there's a dose
that does.
Three cool cats
now await
the return.
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