Kevin: a toppling limerick sequence
A round-faced PM named Rudd
was deposed for being a dud.
The party said Who'll ya
replace him with? Julia!
But Rudd the sly dud just flung mud.
On TV, this wispy-haired smiler,
denied he was Gillard's defiler.
Maintaining this pose;
it took him three goes
to successfully undermine her.
Folksiness peppers his speeches.
To all of wide Queensland he reaches
and to Sydney's back blocks
where to 'young folk', he 'rocks'.
Seems everything's coming up peaches.
Who now will reckon the price?
Our first female PM has gone.
Her sun apparently outshone.
Enough polled have decided No dice,
We want a bloke: we're men, not mice.
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1.7.13
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