Haha, hilarious Andrew! Great ring to this as well, spoken wordy. I'd love
to hear this aloud.
KS
On 3 April 2013 13:37, Andrew Burke <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Ripping out the messy broom bush
> the pick-axe bit right into
> the stormwater pipe, pissweak
> piece of shit that it was.
> But here the poet was saved
> by his tuff handyman friend
> who belted down to
> the only nuts&bolts shop in town
> bought a length of similar
> and started into sawing
> and patching things together.
> Old water wouldn't drain away,
> too much stinking clay,
> so we bailed it out with
> tiny buckets, setting up a chant,
> 'Fuck it with a Tiny Bucket (splash!)
> Fuck it with a Tiny Bucket (splash!)'
> chanting until we were laughing
> too much to swing the bucket up
> and down. 'Fuck it! (larf)
> with Tiny (larf more) Buck (larf)
> Shit! I splashed my shoes.'
> 'Let's finish it tomorrow ..'
> 'I'm with you, mate - it can wait
> for a better day.'
>
> --
> Andrew
> http://hispirits.blogspot.com/
> 'Undercover of Lightness'
> http://walleahpress.com.au/recent-publications.html
> 'Shikibu Shuffle'
>
> http://abovegroundpress.blogspot.com.au/2012/03/new-from-aboveground-press-shikibu.html
>
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