POET
he was instructed
by the Inspectorate
of Health and Safety
and the Trading
Standards Authority
that in future
all his poems
must come with
a warning
of possible
side effects
such as
flatulence
stomach pains
diarrhoea
eruptions
constipation
itchiness
tiredness
insomnia
nightmares
or
non specific
other
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