WHISKAS!
Whiskas!
wonders of the age
my cat’s cat food
it proudly states
on top of the packet
‘nutritious ingredients
developed with nutritionists
quality ingredients
delicious tasty meat
complete meal
rich in proteins
tasty goodness
succulent whole pieces
of quality meat
says it’s chicken
chicken cat food’
on the bottom
bottom of the packet
in print faint
in print small
its says
‘not less than
four percent chicken’
gosh it must be
ninety six percent
something else
‘eighty two percent
moisture percent’
moisture must be water
but I suspect cat loves best
the two and on half
percent of the tasty ash
miaow -miaow -miaow
but
how much am I
pensioner paying
for that dear chicken
per pound?
pmcmanus
q780
is it £40 per pound?£4 ?per 1.2 kilo
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From: Patrick McManus [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: 09 February 2011 07:47
To: 'Poetryetc: poetry and poetics'
Subject: pat snap .-+=_)(_=+-. Wednesday, 09 February 2011
Whiskas!
Whiskas!
wonders of the age
my cat’s cat food
nutritious ingredients
developed with nutritionists
quality ingredients
delicious tasty meat
complete meal
rich in proteins
tasty goodness
succulent whole pieces
of quality meat
says chicken
chicken cat food
on the bottom
bottom of the packet
in print faint
in print small
its says
not less than
four percent chicken
gosh it must be
ninety six percent
something else
eighty two percent
moisture percent
moisture must be water
but I suspect cat loves best
the two and on half
percent of the tasty ash
miaow -miaow -miaow
but
how much am I
pensioner paying
for that chicken
per pound?
pmcmanus
q780
is it £40 per pound?£4 ?per 1.2 kilo
£4-20 per 1.2 kilo
Any comments welcome I enjoyed this rant!!
maybe I should show where quoting from packet?
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