So so funny!
On 01/02/2011, Lindsey Hall <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Dear all
>
> The British Medical Association has weighed in on David Cameron's health
> care proposals, as follows:
>
> The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
> make any rash moves.
>
> The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
> neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
>
> The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
>
> Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
>
> Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said,
> "Oh, Grow up!"
>
> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
> could see right through it.
>
> The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of
> the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't
> hear of it.
>
> The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
> Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
>
> The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
> pissed off at the whole idea.
>
> The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists
> didn't have the heart to say no.
>
> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
> arseholes in London.
>
>
>
>
>
> Lindsey Hall
>
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