not as sad as the man, I fear, Andrew.
Patrick, tragic zooming. :D
KS
On 22 September 2010 11:47, andrew burke <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Ha ha ... I once had a friend who owned a string of 'adult' shops, and he
> told me of an old bloke, a customer, who owned an inflatable girlfriend.
> He'd stagger home drunk from the pub on Friday night, open a can and light
> up a smoke, and fall asleep whilst making love with his plastic friend -
> then bring her into the shop for a puncture patch! Ha ha - she ended up a
> sad looking woman! Andrew
>
> On 22 September 2010 14:47, Patrick McManus
> <[log in to unmask]>wrote:
>
> > COITUS INTERUPTUS
> >
> > when his new
> > inflatable doll
> > in his embrace
> > suddenly punctured
> > it sent them
> > zooming like a rocket
> > out of his penthouse
> > into the night sky
> > sadly curtailing
> > his moment
> > of pleasure
> > and his life
> >
> >
> > pmcmanus
> > q697
> >
>
>
>
> --
> Andrew
> http://hispirits.blogspot.com/
> 'Mother Waits for Father Late' republished available at
> http://www.picaropress.com/
> http://www.qlrs.com/poem.asp?id=766
> http://frankshome.org/AndrewBurke.html
>
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