Not convinced, I am especially suspicious of the weak literary reference to
the poetry of T.S.Eliot in his decline while I would suggest that if it is
true that VB has been taking on the CameronClegg then we have further
evidence of a feline of High Principle and Outstanding Moral Character who
is most cruelly used by his pernicious slave-master, the purveyor of Ready
Mixed concrete poetry and slum landlord of Raynes Park, the retired wrestler
Taking the Mick McManus.
On 6 June 2010 19:22, Robin Hamilton <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> We're talking about the same cat? The one who has proudly displayed on the
> wall beside his kitty-litter box something resembling a dried prune and
> labeled "Macavity's Ear"?
>
> I have it on good authority that David Cameron wanted to extend the remit
> of ASBOs to felines, and was only dissuaded by Nick Clegg on the grounds
> that he'd received a missive to the effect, "We know where you live," and
> signed by a pawprint and the initials, "VB".
>
> I agree that list etiquette forbids the traducing of members who have been
> banned, and thus cannot reply in person, but as Vile Boris isn't, despite
> his formidable presence here, and never has been, a member of this list, I
> don't think this applies in this case.
>
> Why can't we talk about *nice cats, like Asher, is what I want to know.
>
> An Intimidated Rodent
>
>
>
> H'm, I've been considering matters and my suspicion is there is an air of
>> both calumny and conspiracy in this; I have this image of VB as a gentle
>> and
>> sensitive being, whose relaxations include listening to Mozart, reading
>> Horace and playing chess with elderly bearded gentlemen, whose only Vile
>> aspect is in the degree of defamation being practised here, on this List
>> to
>> which he is not a subscriber (to which the cruel McManus prbably will not
>> allow him access) and on which this no doubt innocent and impeccable
>> creature is unable to defend his good and feline name.
>>
>>
>> A Concerned Well-Wisher
>>
>> Leicester
>>
>>
>> On 5 June 2010 10:27, Robin Hamilton <[log in to unmask]>
>> wrote:
>>
>> dave, Patrick's not talking about just any old cat (say Asher), he's
>>> talking about Vile Boris.
>>>
>>> Peer into that creature's entrails and you probably wouldn't find any
>>> future to worry over!
>>>
>>> R.
>>>
>>> ----- Original Message ----- From: "David Bircumshaw" <
>>> [log in to unmask]>
>>>
>>> To: <[log in to unmask]>
>>> Sent: Saturday, June 05, 2010 10:20 AM
>>>
>>> Subject: Re: Poem of a relaxed disposition
>>>
>>>
>>> Good Lord, Patrick, you want to eviscerate the cat then peer at his
>>>
>>>> entrails
>>>> to predict the future? I didn't know you were that anxious to win the
>>>> lottery.
>>>>
>>>> On 4 June 2010 18:39, Patrick McManus <[log in to unmask]>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I sometimes feel like doing that with VB
>>>>
>>>>> P
>>>>>
>>>>
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