Very good!!!
I don't know if any of you saw 'Mock the Week' last night.
"I used to be a forensic pathologist, I thought I found a mass-grave of
snowmen, turned out to be a field full of carrots"!!!
Matthew Mckeown RN DipHE
Occupational Health Nurse
Occupational Health Commercial Services
Tel: 01983 537553 Fax: 01983 - 537555
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Mae West would simply have said to the guy
Is that your wallet or are you really glad to see me?
Yes she was blonde
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sincere apologies to all blonde persons out there
A man got on the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls
and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept
looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time,
thinking deeply about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any
longer, she asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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