WHAT'S THE STORY - where's your leverage?
Lift up the bonnet to inspect the single
inscrutable fused block, etched with sigils
of unknown derivation. Fetch NECRONOMICON.
Recite Black-Scholes to balance vital fluids;
get chariot of Pluto back on track
for lap of honour. Driver looks famished though.
Join us on winners' podium for ritual
champagne supernova, end-of-history
commiserations. Hey - what bonehead summoned
GOAT WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG? Transmission ends
in sudden indecipherable static,
which may well be a mercy. Final frame
shows unfleshed mascot swiping victor's crown.
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