Haw! That's a lot sooner than I'd thought.
Here're Humanist prayer-starters for you, Partick:
I know you're not there.....
It's foolishness to think about you.....
While I'm here could you explain why.....
If I'm in serious trouble, should I yell "help me, Humanist".....
I don't believe in you but I do like candles and incense.....
This would be a good place to meet......
Why is everybody so quiet, this isn't a library....
How much money would a Humanist church get if it passed the plate.....
Who wants to join any group labeled "Youth".....
Or "Singles".....
Or "Humanists".....
If they were Humanists they'd be worshipping each other....
There's no expiry for Humanists......
But where do they go next.....
hee hee joodles
2009/4/26 Patrick McManus <[log in to unmask]>
> found poem Sunday, April 26, 2009
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> Welcome to Gwent Healthcare NHS Trust
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> To help you pray here in the Hospital Chapel
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> Lord, thank you for your presence here,....
> Lord, I am sorry for the times when.......
> Lord, I pray for those who are here......
> Lord, I prayer for my family, friends.....
> Our Father, who art in heaven,......
> Lord, may your light always guide me,
> Expiry Date:- February 2010.
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