Sorry 'bout that. I don't know if this one is black, but it's definitely an
A-hole...
LOL
Cheers,
Michael
----- Original Message -----
From: "Marius Schmidt" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Wednesday, April 01, 2009 1:48 PM
Subject: Re: [ccp4bb] NCBHT: severe warning
> Interesting, isn't it? :-), nice person.
>
>
>> F*** Off.. it might be 1st April but most people are not interested
>> about
>> your shit sense of humour.. send them to your friends..
>>
>> MRC National Institute for Medical Research
>> Division of Molecular Structure
>> The Ridgeway, NW7 1AA, UK
>> Email: [log in to unmask]
>> Phone: + 44 208 816 251
>>
>> On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 5:19 PM, Marius Schmidt
>> <[log in to unmask]>wrote:
>>
>>> ******** SEVERE BLACK HOLE WARNING *******
>>>
>>>
>>> The National Center for Black Hole Tracking (NCBHT) is issuing
>>> a black hole warning. During the night shift from March 31st
>>> to April 1st, a black hole formed in the Atlas Detector at the
>>> Large Hadron Collider, Cern/Geneva, Switzerland, although the
>>> machine was off line. The black hole escaped from the Atlas
>>> Detector and took course North. Being only a mini-black hole, it
>>> started to absorb material from the suburbs of Geneva and part
>>> of the French alps. On its way north it crossed the French/
>>> German border changing course to the west gaining strength.
>>> It is now a category 2 black hole. The northern part of
>>> France has disappeared completely. The German town of Merzig,
>>> once located at the scenic river Saar, now is on the edge of
>>> a 2.5 mile deep gorge flanked by vertical walls. It appears
>>> that most of England and Ireland is gone. Presently, the black
>>> hole is heading towards Greenland and Newfoundland/Canada and
>>> the northern part of the U.S.. Funded by a multinational rescue
>>> fund, the NCBHT acquired newest technology to predict courses
>>> of all black holes from CERN in the past, presence and future.
>>> Using superconducting cosmic strings the NCBHT is now able to
>>> reliably model black hole formation and black hole dynamics.
>>> A simulation performed with the data of the present black hole
>>> suggest within a 99.5 % reliability bracket that the black hole
>>> will reach a full category 5 status before it will reach the
>>> cost of the U.S. and Canada. Most likely, when it makes landfall,
>>> it will be upgraded to a cosmic black hole. In this case, it will
>>> start to move out of the earth's gravitational field heading
>>> towards the B42 galaxy. There is a slight change that Uranus
>>> and Pluto will be absorbed on the path out of our solar system.
>>>
>>> The NCBHT
>>>
>>
>>
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>> MRC National Institute for Medical Research
>> Division of Molecular Structure
>> The Ridgeway, NW7 1AA, UK
>> Email: [log in to unmask]
>> Phone: + 44 208 816 251
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