thrilling fearful and funny...
hurry and send take three.
Max
Quoting Christopher C Jones <[log in to unmask]>:
> I stand on a dining room chair rising brown
> flood water circling around me are two eastern
> brown snakes three red belly blacks and a vicious
> tiger snake. very angry this one.
>
> I hold the hands free radio phone in my left hand
> a phone call. could this be emergency services
> coming to rescue me. it is plastic home cladding
> offering to clad my house in plastic imitation
> cold calling in a state of emergency. how many
> times have I said this is a heritage listed home
> it cannot be clad in imitation plastic. still
> they call. an eastern brown leaps up and sinks it
> fangs into my bare calf muscle. the tiger snake
> follows, unusual, it is usually the tiger that
> strike before. the black red bellies follow
> with their venom imitating a tiger but with smaller
> fangs. the cold caller keeps extolling the benefits
> of cladding my heritage listed home home in plastic
> imitations while the snake venoms enter my blood.
>
> A pain like no other pain you have felt before
> floods through my body while the plastic cladding
> cold caller tries to sell me a plastic cladding.
>
> In agony I cry yes. They can take the proceedings
> from my deceased estate.
>
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