Hitler has only got one ball,
Heydrich has two but very small
Himmler has something similar
Whereas Goebbels has no balls at all
the original words to Colonel Bogey
so there!
Sally Evans
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Patrick McManus" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Monday, December 22, 2008 7:52 AM
Subject: Re: Some child lore poems
> Gosh I have been trying to remember-but so long ago -mind is a
> blank-perhaps
> something about Hitler having one ball ?? and 'ick ack ock'? the music
> seems
> stronger underneath the arches that sort of thing -my mother playing
> piano
> in a pub and we kids not allowed inside!!left with a bag of crisps looking
> through the window!!
> Cheers Patrick
> Still fighing the new computer score 736 to 27 to the computer
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Poetryetc: poetry and poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On
> Behalf Of Max Richards
> Sent: 21 December 2008 21:39
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: Re: Some child lore poems
>
> from New Zealand, circa 1945:
>
> Captain Cook
> Done a poop
> Sailing up the river.
> Struck a rock
> Broke his cock
> And left his balls to shiver.
>
> Max from Taranaki
>
> Quoting Judy Prince <[log in to unmask]>:
>
>> Am enjoying all the petc nursery rhymes, but really, Dom, these are
>> hilarious prizewinners, esp the first one and the English Country Garden.
>> Best,
>>
>> Judy
>>
>> 2008/12/20 Dominic Fox <[log in to unmask]>
>>
>> > Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
>> > dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
>> > Batman!
>> >
>> > Ran across a motorway,
>> > a lorry came the other way -
>> > Flatman!
>> >
>> > * * *
>> >
>> > One unspeakably revolting one that begins:
>> >
>> > Scooby-dooby-doo
>> > did a poo
>> > and Shaggy thought it was chocolate...
>> >
>> > (I've never heard the remainder, as any child who starts singing it in
>> > adult company gets shushed PDQ)
>> >
>> > * * *
>> >
>> > Postman Pat,
>> > Postman Pat,
>> > Postman Pat ran over his cat.
>> >
>> > Blood and guts went flying,
>> > Postman Pat was crying,
>> > now he is a very unhappy man.
>> >
>> > (many variants of this, one particularly grim one ends "now he's got
>> > red wheels to match his van", another moralises "that will teach him
>> > not to drink and drive", yet another "got done by the RSPCA")
>> >
>> > * * *
>> >
>> > More scat:
>> >
>> > What do you do, if you want to do a poo
>> > in an English Country Garden?
>> >
>> > Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants
>> > in an English Country Garden.
>> >
>> > Get a little spade and bury what you made
>> > in an English Country Garden.
>> >
>> > Dig a little hole and fertilize a mole
>> > in an English Country Garden.
>> >
>> > Make them hold their noses when you duck behind the roses
>> > in an English Country Garden.
>> >
>> > * * *
>> >
>> > There was one about diarhhoea, but I've happily forgotten it.
>> >
>> > Dominic
>> >
>>
>
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