Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner,
Batman!
Ran across a motorway,
a lorry came the other way -
Flatman!
* * *
One unspeakably revolting one that begins:
Scooby-dooby-doo
did a poo
and Shaggy thought it was chocolate...
(I've never heard the remainder, as any child who starts singing it in
adult company gets shushed PDQ)
* * *
Postman Pat,
Postman Pat,
Postman Pat ran over his cat.
Blood and guts went flying,
Postman Pat was crying,
now he is a very unhappy man.
(many variants of this, one particularly grim one ends "now he's got
red wheels to match his van", another moralises "that will teach him
not to drink and drive", yet another "got done by the RSPCA")
* * *
More scat:
What do you do, if you want to do a poo
in an English Country Garden?
Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants
in an English Country Garden.
Get a little spade and bury what you made
in an English Country Garden.
Dig a little hole and fertilize a mole
in an English Country Garden.
Make them hold their noses when you duck behind the roses
in an English Country Garden.
* * *
There was one about diarhhoea, but I've happily forgotten it.
Dominic
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