Hi Desmond!
Thank you for this which is both pertinent and pert. I can't say that
I want to face the camera on myspace - as it is only a profile (and a
construct). Not to say that I am not all togged out somewhere else.
If you are interested, I could send you a picture of hares made into
slippers... And David Blyth and I are working on an interview
technique based on taxidermy that might cause a tingle or two. But
perhaps I should just add labourer to the blurb as I am dirty - but
predominantly from brick dust.
All best
Bridget
I am impressed you call me darling though as my mother's side are all
darlings right back to the shepherds of Ancroft Moor.
On Fri, Sep 26, 2008 at 10:57 PM, Desmond Swords
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> My deepest dearest darling lovert Bridget.
>
> thank you so much for yr very kind expression of desire to join a party in
> the dungeon with our team of personae, which is the plural of persna, and
> which i unbfortunately only disclvered once i was in my very late twenties,
> due to being a homeless celebrity labourer, on the shovel when weather
> permitted, digging in at the digger sites where the casting sessions occur.
>
> kevin Higgins is online right now, please contact him, asking to be his
> friend, submit to Caoimhghin and you will get another friend and up yr total
> to 81, which is a heck of a success B, as that is a fair amount of feeling
> good about yrself, but more importantly the sad failures with only three, 4,
> even twenty eight freinds, you are 250% more successful as a textual
> reflection of yr very attractive mind, which is all i am interested in,
> should you be lucky enough for Bob to pick you as a background artist in our
> next production, which will attempt to enter the discourse between what it
> means to be a human being who works in porno, whilst also colouring in the
> shaded area between global finance and the cave where the bin man is several
> houses up, below the roads of Kilmainham where i go dogging in the quest for
> Art ms kursheed.
>
> please can you upload some fetish pics onto yr myspace for Kevin and i to
> consider if you are the appropriate artist for this very highly sought after
> slave role,. who will be the recipient of some quite close Concrete work and
> must be able to deep act, which is a very technical term the performance
> theorist erving goffman has for ppl who are nurses and firepeople, ppl who
> serve our nation, our front line services and who are a credit to GB and
> Sars, who i think is dead fit and could easily fit in to the schedule Bob
> and i are getting back on, now we have sorted out the unpleasantness of
> earlier. Bob said it was because he wanted meet you, that we could maybe
> come up and audition you tonight with the ponies and lipstic artistes in
> whom the very grave and national crisis on the monetary health of our most
> poorest sectors, in the moral bah ! go to recover when appalled with common
> threats to decency by the very few who think it is acceptable to address
> their majesties without due deference to their legal title and all round
> greatness, fantastically jolly and gosh super state in which we the majority
> of B's just wanna bend. that you have
>
> *..worked in leather and wholefood. Flower-seller (plastic), security guard*
> and the fact you've been a "chef's slave", is perfect for our purpose of
> spreading love and peace, instill respect for our senior members in society,
> bring order and balance to our failing schools and communities, help the
> very poorest in our monarchy to feel good about themself, by having a
> figuread embodied in a one person executive state of upper-cased Majesty,
> feeling Great about being british because if s/he the subject of our
> citizenship testing kit will know, her majesty wants to love every single
> one of us, and that of course we are wonderfully important, and if we bend
> enough, defer to their majesties by submitting to the natural lore of knee
> benders, then one day they may become Mister or Miss king queen baron earl
> lord esquire, which are needed to keep us all feeling really really pleased
> that we are mister and that herr Majesty is making sure each and everyone of
> us gets value for money at the tie in whip round land shoot next week at
> grouse..
>
> i noticed your photograph shows only a women in rural rig up with her back
> to the camera, strolling purposefully across what looks like a farm yard
> affair. how dare you not be naked and spreadeagled worshipping for the s/he
> in Kev who just wants to say, that that is actually my name Caoimhghin, and
> Desmond is merely my surname, Swords the ma's maiden nomen, and that i
> didn't get to where i am today, as Bob Cobbings failed heir to a bedsit, by
> niot stripping off naked and sending half of all my long term incapacity
> benifits staright to the moral bah ! up in Glenda lock rock dig dag Ozzie in
> wellies, polease send me fifty quid and i will review your friendship
> status..ha ha
>
> only joshing B, i will break my rules for you, and send a request, please,
> please make me a freind, and that way i will have 185, which isd 100 more
> than you, which must mean i am more popular and can look down my nose at
> you, unless of course you are working for her Majesty above, the snowman on
> the moon cold and lonely, wanting only to ask Bob is it is true about you
> and me, being lovers of leather and wholesale commercial flower selling for
> the purpose of national ID's getting carded up in Gordo's gaffe when Sars
> comes round and does the image-resolution of what it means to be fair,
> forward thinking, a spreader of democracy in the hell mon blood clot of
> royston vasey, chubby brown, englands most famous intellectual who sublimely
> subverts, showing great, marvelous intelligence by telling everyone to eff
> off and doing knob gags, just like his maj phil and hal the war stopping
> terry slotter...
>
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