And for me!!
See, see the sweety sky
Marvel at its big yellowy depths.
Tell me, poetryetc do you
Wonder why the Vile Boris ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel groggy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your mcmy facial growth
That looks like
A milky.
What's more, it knows
Your pencilly potting shed
Smells of froggy.
Everything under the big sweety sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fungus.--
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From: Poetryetc: poetry and poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On
Behalf Of kasper salonen
Sent: 28 May 2008 18:07
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Very Bad Poetry
that generator is awesome
KS
2008/5/28 Nathan Hondros <[log in to unmask]>:
> The BBC has a Vogon Poetry
> Generator<
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml>
> !!!
>
> Here is the awful poem it created for me:
>
>
>
> See, see the wonderful sky
> Marvel at its big puce depths.
> Tell me, Brad do you
> Wonder why the pug ignores you?
> Why its foobly stare
> makes you feel angry.
> I can tell you, it is
> Worried by your fankish facial growth
> That looks like
> A cheese.
> What's more, it knows
> Your ploppy potting shed
> Smells of pea.
> Everything under the big wonderful sky
> Asks why, why do you even bother?
> You only charm filths.
>
>
>
>
> I am impressed.
>
> But seriously, who was it who said that we only understand worthwhile
> poetry
> by appreciating the bad? I can't remember now.
>
>
> On Wed, May 28, 2008 at 10:46 PM, Janet Jackson <[log in to unmask]>
> wrote:
>
> > The awful thing is that some of the poems do have something worthwhile
to
> > say.
> >
> > The other awful thing is that some of them are more fun to read than
> > the anaemic clusters of lines published by many of the salaried poets
> > of academe (present company excepted: no-one boring or crap lasts long
> > on this list)
> >
> > I wonder if that's the real Barack Obama? Hope not.
> >
> > (OK, I spent too long there. Going off to be ill now)
> >
> > Janet
> >
> > On 27/05/2008, Nathan Hondros <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> > > Apologies if this site has been circulated before.The poetry is very
> bad,
> > > but not quite Vogon:
> > > http://www.verybadpoetry.com
> > >
> > > Regards,
> > > Nathan
> > >
> > > --
> > > http://nathanhondros.blogspot.com
> > >
> >
> >
> > --
> > Janet Jackson <[log in to unmask]>
> > www.proximity.webhop.net (Poetry)
> > www.myspace.com/poetjj (Includes occasional arts & culture blog)
> >
> > The Line Mine, bulletin board for Perth poetry & spoken word:
> > [log in to unmask]
> > groups.yahoo.com/group/thelinemine
> >
> > Breastfeeding info & help: www.breastfeeding.asn.au
> >
>
>
>
> --
> http://nathanhondros.blogspot.com
>
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