Anny,
Thanks for forwarding this editorial letter, which appears to be in the prose style of the long-
buried Amos Goldmutter. From the looks of his doppelganger Andrei Codrescu, a transfusion of
Transylvanian blood is sorely needed. Or, I can recommend a number of skin care substances said
to be the work of those now-corporate bees once managed by that good ol' boy, Burt.
Barry
On Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:03:11 +0100, Anny Ballardini <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
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>Dear readers:
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>Did you miss us? We missed you. It's only been a brief eon but the idiots
>have taken over the world, and the internet is seducing us all into trading
>in our brains for beads. Welcome back to the Post-Katrina Resurrection
>Corpse, back from a dank hiatus of one year in a formaledehyde-poisoned FEMA
>trailer. We festered, we raged, we contemplated suicide, and in the end,
>voted for life because we are a Corpse already and we hate to keep on dying,
>just like the ideals of the Republic. Our guest-editor for this issue is the
>formidable poet, publisher, New Orleanian, and homme-du-monde-et-de-lettres,
>Bill Lavender. Bill has ploughed through the accumulated debris in our
>trailer, turning over towers of submissions and lovingly removing mold and
>giving new lustre to tarnished but potent weapons of poesy, crit, and
>story-time. We will continue to exalt, irritate, surprise, be loving,
>merciless, and obscene, just like you. Our Bulgarian genius, Plamen
>Arnaudov, has updated our technology so that the Corpse may flow
>continually, with updates posted as quickly as the zeitgeist requires. We
>also welcome Vincent Cellucci, poet and chef to Our Gang, so that we might
>eat well while we tryst and plunder. Reader, please come back, visit, and,
>most importantly, re- register to join our raiding parties, and ride with
>the Resurrected Corpse. You don't need to bring your own horse to the
>raiding parties because we are planning (secretly) to offer ship cruises to
>our subscribers. (It costs nothing to subscribe). And let your list know
>that the Corpse is back: http://www.corpse.org
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