And all true. Really. Steve is now happy in Palm Springs. He jumped off a
bridge in Boston after visiting his kids and ex-wife. Not hurt -- swam to
the bank where he was rescued by a sarcastic rescue squad. He then called
me -- told me he realized he was gay-- and was off to San Francisco.
He did try to kill himself by tying himself to abandoned railroad tracks and
was found by his step father... and Sister Eucharista did hang boys outside
the window -- dangling them from a window pole inserted through their
belts.. And those events took place as recorded.
By the way, Sister Eucharista was the sister of Harry "The Horse" Anderson
-- left fielder for the Philadelphia Phillies. Or that's what she said.
I got the doggerel.
Now, all I need is my banjo and my little snuffbox. I don't need the
seasoned hacking chestnut, conqueror of forty that so many wonderful fellows
seem to have.
On 12/4/07, Patrick McManus <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>
> Joe--Wow!!
> Thanks Patrick -could not put it down
>
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Joseph Green
The Pleasant Reviewer
Headmaster, St. John Boscoe Laboratory School
Switchboard Captain, Hollywood Colonial Hotel
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