A Finn or maybe a sawbuck...
> If Jesus were a true born Finn
> They would have let him in the Inn
> And wondered at the Virgin birth
> Not really thinking it was worth
> All those damn cold nights in bed.
> As the Star shone overhead
> And the three wise men approaching near
> Traded camels for reindeer
> And decided to ride North
> To visit Santa and so forth
> Leaving Jesus in the Inn
> Hoping he would get a Schwinn
> To ride about on Christmas day...
> But let the old familiar carols play
> Jesus wasn't born a Finn
> It would have been a mortal sin.
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> On Dec 17, 2007 6:08 PM, kasper salonen <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
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>> Not for our sins, but for the Wild
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>> And for our lakes & waters mild
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>> That Med-head Saviour could have claimed,
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>> "In this broad land I might have reigned
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>> Had time & just geography
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>> In daddy's plan jumped North for me"
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>> Yet thinking now, in retrospect,
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>> That warp would've birthed a fenno-sect
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>> Far from the centres of mankind,
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>> Where night is day & days are blind --
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>> I think those climates beige & hot
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>> Were just the right Judeo-Christian spot.
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>> KS
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>> On 18/12/2007, joe green <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
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>>> Jesus Christ died for our sins
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>>> But decided to leave out the Finns
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>>> Who were quite sweet and somewhat kinky
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>>> And welcomed Jesus to Helsinki.
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>>> Jesus said "I love you Finns.
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>>> And especially enjoy your gins."
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>>> Which the Finnish thought was odd.
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>>> But, what the hell, the guy was God.
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>>> ----- Original Message ----
>>> From: kasper salonen <[log in to unmask]>
>>> To: [log in to unmask]
>>> Sent: Monday, December 17, 2007 4:38:35 PM
>>> Subject: Re: copyright on the Net
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>>> awesome. I'll take my poetry books & my
>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koskenkorva_Viina and be there in a
>>> jiffy, should the occasion arise.
>>> actually I've been at the kossu tonight, I shan't deny.
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>>> I can't believe there's a place -- several places actually -- in the
>>> states called Fredonia. I was half-reminded of Chaplin's Tomainia.
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>>> my thanks & thinktanks to you Joe-zeph(yr).
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>>> KS
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>>> On 17/12/2007, joe green <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
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>>>> In addition, Kaspar, your work falls under the "Young Finns of Genius
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>>> and (mostly) Exquisite Taste" act that we just recently passed here in
>>> Fredonia. If your copyright is violated you are entitled to move here
>>> and live tax free.
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