The Finns were pagans, all of them,
Bad chums for the King from Bethlehem;
Instead of temples: hovels, huts --
Young Christ would not have had the guts!
KS
On 18/12/2007, joe green <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> If Jesus were a true born Finn
> They would have let him in the Inn
> And wondered at the Virgin birth
> Not really thinking it was worth
> All those damn cold nights in bed.
> As the Star shone overhead
> And the three wise men approaching near
> Traded camels for reindeer
> And decided to ride North
> To visit Santa and so forth
> Leaving Jesus in the Inn
> Hoping he would get a Schwinn
> To ride about on Christmas day...
> But let the old familiar carols play
> Jesus wasn't born a Finn
> It would have been a mortal sin.
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> On Dec 17, 2007 6:08 PM, kasper salonen <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
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> > Not for our sins, but for the Wild
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> > And for our lakes & waters mild
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> > That Med-head Saviour could have claimed,
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> > "In this broad land I might have reigned
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> > Had time & just geography
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> > In daddy's plan jumped North for me"
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> > Yet thinking now, in retrospect,
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> > That warp would've birthed a fenno-sect
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> > Far from the centres of mankind,
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> > Where night is day & days are blind --
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> > I think those climates beige & hot
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> > Were just the right Judeo-Christian spot.
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> > KS
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> > On 18/12/2007, joe green <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> > > Jesus Christ died for our sins
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> > > But decided to leave out the Finns
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> > > Who were quite sweet and somewhat kinky
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> > > And welcomed Jesus to Helsinki.
> > >
> > > Jesus said "I love you Finns.
> > >
> > > And especially enjoy your gins."
> > >
> > > Which the Finnish thought was odd.
> > >
> > > But, what the hell, the guy was God.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message ----
> > > From: kasper salonen <[log in to unmask]>
> > > To: [log in to unmask]
> > > Sent: Monday, December 17, 2007 4:38:35 PM
> > > Subject: Re: copyright on the Net
> > >
> > >
> > > awesome. I'll take my poetry books & my
> > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koskenkorva_Viina and be there in a
> > > jiffy, should the occasion arise.
> > > actually I've been at the kossu tonight, I shan't deny.
> > >
> > > I can't believe there's a place -- several places actually -- in the
> > > states called Fredonia. I was half-reminded of Chaplin's Tomainia.
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> > > my thanks & thinktanks to you Joe-zeph(yr).
> > >
> > > KS
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> > > On 17/12/2007, joe green <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> > > > In addition, Kaspar, your work falls under the "Young Finns of Genius
> > > and (mostly) Exquisite Taste" act that we just recently passed here in
> > > Fredonia. If your copyright is violated you are entitled to move here
> > > and live tax free.
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