A chocolate cake dilemma
It was the best chocolate cake... the best cake Kim had ever eaten.
- Mmm, this is really special. I could just about live on this.
- Well, they said, we've got about a 50-year supply. We can offer it
exclusively to you, but...
- But?
- But you must agree never to eat any other cake during that time. No carrot
cake, no fruit cake, no banana cake, no lemon cake, no coffee cake, and most
importantly no other chocolate cakes. You can think about them (although
we'd rather you didn't); you can look at them in shop windows (but you might
be happier staying home); you can look at recipes online (but don't let us
find out). But you can't eat them. If you do, if you have even one slice of
another cake, there will be no more of this extraordinary chocolate cake for
you, and we will offer our remaining supply to another client, if we can
find one. ...Well?
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Janet Jackson
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