"Joe Duemer has fled the country (ok, whatever country) with our archives."
That's not all I have in my possession, either. Anny & I didn't tell you
guys yet, but when you achieve the status of List Owner (like a combination
of a 7th degree black belt & the highest rank in the Church of Scientology),
they give you special powers. We have mentally downloaded all your unwritten
poems & intend to publish them under our own names. When you read them, you
will say to yourself, "Hmm, I could have written that."
jd
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Joseph Duemer
Professor of Humanities
Clarkson University
[sharpsand.net]
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