Kasper, thank you for not putting an apostrophe in
_Finnegans Wake_.
Candice
--- kasper salonen <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> actually my most recent Joyce
> referent/memoranda/reminiscerolabilia
> comes from Dubliners, the story called 'A Painful
> Case'. I've also
> glanced at enough of Finnegans Wake or was it
> Ulysses to recognise the
> frantic majesty of the language here as a
> tribute-like thing of funny
> power
>
> KS
>
> On 01/08/07, kasper salonen <[log in to unmask]>
> wrote:
> > this is definitely like reading Joyce. I feel like
> I'm looking at a
> > masterpiece when I read this. it's beautiful!!
> >
> > KS
> >
> > On 31/07/07, joe green <[log in to unmask]>
> wrote:
> > > The Facts in the Case of Tim S.
> > >
> > > Describe the crowd at the bar "Jack London's."
> > >
> > > Fool-begged, foolish-compounded, folly-fallen
> footlings. foison plenty
> > > of flickering Flibbertigibbets, fluxive
> flouting-stock flewed as
> > > flax-wenches, fleering and flap-mouthed flirt
> gills and flesh mongers
> > > full-gorged yet frustrate. Also: pajocks and
> pantaloons.
> > > Also many insects of type Manomorium pharaonis.
> > >
> > > They weren't that bad were they?
> > >
> > > True. Those were pearls that were their eyes.
> Also stars may be
> > > made from them. The propolis of the lattice if
> one must admit it.
> > > Bee glue to Betelgeuse if they are lucky.
> Otherwise orphic orts
> > > when one is bored and nothing else is on.
> Marrowbones.
> > > Quodlibets boring. Desist at once.
> > >
> > > Describe the mood in the bar after the
> decedent screamed.
> > >
> > > The crystal fretting (CF) was fracted.
> > > A certain ontological void was created.
> > > The exterior envelope of the crystal fretting
> was palpated to
> > > effect a hiatus in the lattice-work.
> > >
> > > What effect did this have? Was it permanant?
> > >
> > > Dehiscence or fission de facto of course
> always implicated and
> > > a liminal porosity expected but anticipated
> invagination of light
> > > delayed and the Da of Sa and the non-place of
> Vorstellung
> > > temporarily inhibited by glissement all
> glockenspiel causing
> > > the CF to groin glutted by vacuum awaiting
> glissando. Everyone was
> > > tense. Sphatic.
> > >
> > > How did the decedent die?
> > >
> > > The decedent inserted the barrel of the Colt
> Model 70 semi-automatic
> > > pistol into his mouth. Since the decedent was
> completely orthognathous,
> > > this action was performed with some grace.
> > > The decedent than depressed the trigger of the
> pistol at the same time
> > > lowering the barrel of the pistol so that the
> bullet, when discharged,
> > > penetrated the fauces instead of his brains.
> Instead of dying at once
> > > the decedent experienced exsanguination and died
> only after 17 minutes
> > > had expired.
> > >
> > > What then occurred?
> > >
> > > The decedent uttered the digraph "uh" which
> was held for a demisemiquaver
> > > with insignificant (at this time) fermata.
> Enuresis followed with
> > > subsequent engorgement of tissue. Sphincter
> relaxed the bowels
> > > evacuated. Matters most sanguinary ensued not
> at this time deemed to
> > > be of sufficient interest to be denumerated.
> However spallation was
> > > noted immediately after decease but hypercharge
> minus baryon yields
> > > impossible quantum number so strangeness not
> calculated. Spinthariscopes
> > > must be improved. Also the exuviae of certain
> insects shed in
> > > the vehicle owned by the besanguined felodese
> were made sanguinolent by
> > > the blood gushing from decedent's wound and have
> been deemed of aesthetic
> > > interest. Also, the decedent wailed like a
> limpkin.
> > >
> > > What were the contents of the stomach of the
> decedent? (stomach contents)
> > >
> > > Saturated and unsaturated aliphatic compounds
> with an even number
> > > of carbon atoms. Palmitic, stearic, and oleic
> acids. A partially
> > > digested jalepeno. Additional analysis would
> reveal trace amounts
> > > of diquat. Analysis not performed by indigenous
> medical personnel.
> > >
> > > Was any "scat" (powdered cocaine) found on the
> person of the corpse
> > > when the corpse was examined by indigenous
> medical personnel?
> > >
> > > No. No "scat" (powdered cocaine) was found.
> > >
> > > List the decedents three wives.
> > >
> > > Nancy who was fancy. Fancy Nancy
> > > Jeannie whose eyes were so greenie.
> > > Sweet trembling Jennie who hands were so slow.
> > > Jennie the de trop.
> > >
> > > Were any of these wives fecundated by the
> decedent?
> > >
> > > Yes, one such wife was fecundated. The wife
> named "Jennie"
> > >
> > > What was the issue of this fecundation?
> > >
> > > A monster most horrible. With, however, a
> garland briefer than a girls.
> > > Fugnacious and a non-funambulist lacking all
> limbs it was fordone
> > > almost at birth. A folie a deux persisted
> between the decedent
> > > and the fecundated wife and indigenous medical
> personnel were
> > > not consulted before the birth due to a mutual
> sense that
> > > they were fordone. Afterwards the ex-fecund
> wife was faradized.
> > > To no good effect. Still she made little eyres
> of her cell and
> > > expressed a wish to be desexed. Faradization
> continued but her
> > > desire is not defeasible. The inexplicable
> motility of the edible
> > > continued.
> > >
> > > Describe the funeral rites of the decedent.
> > >
> > > He was exenterated by a skilled mortuary
> technician, dighted
> > > by this same technician in unhabitual habiliment
> and then
> > > deflagrated.
> > >
> > >
> > > Did all the instruments agree that the day of
> his dying was a dark, cold
> > > day?
> > >
> > > No. The sidereal day in which the decedent
> died had hardly begun.
> > > The previous day had been pluvious but little
> clouds were sporting in the
> > > welkin and the spinny stars shone seder on the
> little town. Also,
> > > the orreries in the orthoclase spun merrily.
> > >
> > >
> > > Did dolphins waft home the hapless youth blah
> blah blah?
> > >
> > > No.
> > >
> > >
> > > Did the decedent at any time have a SIAP
> (Single Integrated Action Plan)?
> > >
> > > No.
> > >
> > > Was the decedent born on a Wednesday and hence
> "full
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