Well-done, Jon!
--- Douglas Barbour <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Ah, do I know you? (or !)
>
> I'm sure I've heard from you...
>
> Doug
> On 5-Jul-07, at 1:38 PM, Jon Corelis wrote:
>
> > Submission Guidelines
> >
> >
> > Demanding editor for poetry
> > invites submission of your verse to me.
> >
> > My first command's to memorize the rules
> > by which I'll entertain submitting fools:
> >
> > You'll send me your submissions on your knees;
> > no more than seven in a packet, please,
> >
> > and you WILL put an SAE inside!
> > (The stamps are mine, whatever I decide.)
> >
> > On one point I'm particularly firm:
> > no simultaneous submissions, worm!
> >
> > You'll humbly wait on my decision four
> > or five or six or seven months or more,
> >
> > until I send, as stinging as a whip,
> > that cruelly polite rejection slip.
> >
> > If stern humiliation's your desire,
> > I'll give you all that anyone could require.
> >
> > --
> > ===================================
> >
> > Jon Corelis www.geocities.com/jgcorelis/
> >
> > ===================================
> >
> >
> Douglas Barbour
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>
> You may allow me moments
> not monuments, I being
> content. It is little,
> but it is little enough.
>
> John Newlove
>
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