I just found this. In my Spam folder for some damn reason. It's wonderful.
Are we doing nautical ballds?
Ha.
Here's one.
The Sinking of the Bismarck
It was Nineteen Hundred and Forty One. The war had just begun.
The Germans had the biggest ships. They had the biggest guns.
It was the biggest screw up the world had ever seen.
They were hanging men and women too for the wearing of the green.
Then up spake my stout crewmen on the good ship Fiddler of Dee
Human all too human. Here's what the said to me.
“Einstein O'Brien! I hope you do agree!"
We gotta sink the Bismarck to the bottom of the sea!"
I turned then to my stout crew and cries out “Sorry, men.
We’re getting the Hell out of here. We won’t be back again.
We’re just a little fishing boat. There’s nothing we can do.
We must save ourselves for our sweethearts dear at the Foggy Foggy Dew.”
Ah, the name of that blessed tavern seemed to move them all.
Then Mo Shapiro shouted out a truth -- a truth that did appall.
“We can’t let them get to Ireland. They’ll shut our dear pubs down!”
And though I had cried “Hard Astern!” I cried out “Turn Around!”
I turned again to my good crew and shouted “Here we go!”
We’ll ram the Nazi Bastards but does anybody know.
What the Hell good that will do?” But then I heard a voice.
It was the fine old baritone of the First Mate Jimmie Joyce.
“Full speed, ahead!” brave Jimmie cried. “Are ye Irish Jews or sissies?
I know just what we need to do. It’s in my tale of brave Ulysses.
“Full speed, ahead!” he cried again. Oh ye brave gentlemen!
We got to sink the Bismarck with the Eternal Feminine!
I want every man among ye to kneel down on the deck
And apologize sincerely for the lives of women ye have wrecked.
All your forlorn sweethearts and all your sainted mothers
And then you’ll all cry desperately for the another and another.
Yes, all of the poor innocents killed in all your wars
And those screwed by your religions -- your virgins and your whores
And every single woman enslaved by feary fear
That some priestly poobah will say “Come here, my dear
And fuck them up with all that crap. You know what crap I mean.
All that crap that’s the worst crap this sad world’s ever seen!”
He eyed us then with his mad orbs-- his Betty Davis eyes--
But he had saved the best for last. Ah, Jimmie you are wise.
“If you can’t do it for the lasses given the cads you’ve been
Then remember that the Nazis will drink up all your malt and gin!”
Then we all knelt down and cried aloud. What happened next was queerly
Like what happens in a song when you find yourself sincerely
Suddenly not the jerk you are because something strange and new
Transcends the swarms of ugly harms that is the beast in you.
So we raised a song against the wrong committed by sad men
To that Eternal Feminine as yet beyond our ken.
Including almost all women… with certain obvious exceptions
Like Messalina, Paris Hilton and…I won’t go in that direction.
We sang that song but that song rang out unto an empty sky.
Where was the Eternal Feminine? Surely we would die.
Then we took heart and sang our song louder… then much louder.
Then suddenly there was a voice. “Ah, boys could I be prouder?
Your song is heard where it is heard by the goddesses not gods
It is the best that you can do you pack of silly sods!”
Ah! We turned our eyes unto the skies and what do you think we see?
All Nine of the fair muses and many pissed off Valkyrie!
And you never will believe it but it’s a sight I won’t forget.
The sailors of the Bismarck began dancing a minuet!
Then by the grace of the Immortal She we sang ourselves aboard
And the Nazi’s kept on dancing as we found where drink was stored.
And the Nine Muses laughed and laughed as I poured whisky down my throat.
And cried “The Bismarck ne’er shall be. This is the Love Boat!”
Then a whistle blew and the Bismarck’s crew jumped and swam for land.
And a new crew filled the upper deck. First came the Samba Band.
They shook their sweet marimbas… began playing their guitars.
And we sailed through the air to the Southern sea beneath the moon and stars.
The Bismarck’s now the Love Boat! We got rid of all the guns.
The boat is all the sweet sweet forms -- all of the immortal ones.
A rare and beauteous sailing ship of the really godly sort.
And, sadly we have passengers at almost every port.
And the passengers we take aboard are all the innocent
Victims of the Godly wars from ungodly Heaven sent.
And they cruise with us eternally up in the May-warm sky.
Love goes on ever ever and the good will never die.
Love goes on ever ever and the good will never die!
Patrick McManus <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
Jon I am singing this to myself -thanks -feels Brechtian - wonderful
Patrick on The Ship of the Dead
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Sent: 04 July 2007 03:58
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Subject: Poem: The Ship of the Dead
The Ship of the Dead
O who will sing that rudderless ship
that has lost her destiny?
With her sails in rags
and her lines in snags,
-- the Ship of the Dead is free!
The captain lies in a coma,
his hands clutch helplessly,
and the shantyman chokes
and wheezes and croaks,
-- the Ship of the Dead is free!
The crew are extinct and jolly,
they gnaw themselves hungrily,
and their black lips grin
as the rigor sets in,
-- the Ship of the Dead is free!
The pilot has smashed the compass,
and tramples the sextant in glee,
he erases the log
and steers by the fog,
-- the Ship of the Dead is free!
O the skeleton climbs the rigging,
his sockets scan the sea,
and he cries to the crew:
No land in view!
-- the Ship of the Dead is free!
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Jon Corelis www.geocities.com/jgcorelis/
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