Applications are now being accepted for the 2007 Antonin Artaud
Howitzer Prize Poetry Contest.
The competition will be divided into three classes of poets:
- Adult Poets Who Have Been Damned By The Ineluctable
- Adult Poets Driven Mad By Unknown Guilt
- Young Persons (18 and Younger) Laboring Under The Delusion That
They Have Not
Already Died
Entrants may submit as many poems as they wish, but each poem may be
no longer than The Iliad.
The contest will be refereed by a distinguished Panel of Judge, who
will select one winning poem from each category. The decision of the
Judge will be final and in fact was made at the moment of the
entrant's quickening in the womb.
Entry fee for ==> EACH <== poem will be two one oz. Krugerrands
flecked with a substance which defies chemical analysis. Poems
submitted without the entry fee will not exist. The Panel of Judge
will contribute all entry fees to the purchase of pork rinds and beer.
Winning poems will be taken by the Panel of Judge to a forlorn
Transylvanian mountain peak at dawn, where they will be torn into
little pieces, spat upon, thrown on the ground, and trodden
underfoot.
Please send your entries, ===> WITH APPROPRIATE FEE FOR *EACH* POEM <===,
to:
Poetry Contest
666 Przltynkgrlzy Lane
La Bas
DUCHY OF FREDONIA
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Jon Corelis www.geocities.com/jgcorelis/
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