Spaced out a bit so that your scanning eyes don' spoil it for you:
so a woman on safari loses her little puppy dog, cuddles. He is roaming
about in the jungle all alone and scared, when he sees a leopard sneaking
up on him. Looking around he sees a bone and starts chewing on it, as the
leopard get closer, the puppy licks is lips, looks up and says, loudly,
'my that leopard tasted good'. The leopard, hearing this, was terrified
and ran off. He didn't know that cuddly puppy dogs could be so fierce.
The puppy sighed a sigh of relief and and chuckled a little. Well, a
monkey, watching from a tree, sees all this, and decides to go and tell the
leopard that he had been had.
The leopard was furious and sets back, with the monkey riding on his back,
to get the puppy dog, Just as they enter the clearing the puppy sees them.
Uh oh! I'm for it now, he thinks. But he is smart. Quickly he turns
back to the bone, munches a little then sits back and says, loudly. My.
that leopard really did taste good. Now, where is that damn monkey with my
next one :-)
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