LOL
is the only right response to this
KS
On 23/04/07, Jon Corelis <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> This came howling through the corriders of the internet at me the
> other day. Thought the word play would make it appropriate for a
> literary list.
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> WHO IS JACK SCHITT???
>
> For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt. We find
> ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well,
> thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
>
> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
> magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one
> son, Jack.
>
> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced
> six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the
> twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
> Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
> school dropout.
>
> After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later
> married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted
> to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
>
> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
> rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
> children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood
> and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
> announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The
> Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
>
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
> returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
>
> Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.
>
> Sincerely,
> Crock O. Schitt
>
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> Jon Corelis www.geocities.com/jgcorelis/
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