The rozzers (police) say that someone's been charged on three counts
of a particular charges - a man was in possession of firearms, and was
charge for each count of a firearm. Or in the case of my joke, each
item of supermarket stuff that was libera^H^H^Hstolen
e.g. http://www.va.gov/oig/51/press2005/VAOIG-pr-Lee.htm
And so it goes that Dracula was a count of large account (^_^)
Roger
On 3/7/07, MC Ward <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Sorry, Roger, I don't get the joke. I know that
> explaining jokes effectively invalidates the joke
> itself, but maybe you could give some clues(?).
>
> Love the image of riding on the shoulders of vampires,
> though.
>
> Candice
>
> Playing "bop" is like playing Scrabble with all the
> vowels missing (Duke Ellington)
>
>
>
> --- Roger Day <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>
> > I was stealing things in the supermarket today while
> > balanced on the
> > shoulders of vampires. I was charged with
> > shoplifting on three counts.
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> > "Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious." Oscar Wilde
> >
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