a couple of true stories from the provincial press heard on radio:
1. a man went to Turkey cos it was cheaper there to have a remote controlled
device inplanted for his erectile dysfunction. when he returned to the UK he
found his remote control was on the same frequency (sic) as his neighbour's
radio-controlled garage door. presumably a new variation on neighbourhood
wife-swapping.
2. "the psychiatrist found the patient barely hanging by his fingertips from
a bridge and threatening to jump. the psychiatrist offered the patient tea
and biscuits but he declined to accept." always knew trickcyclists were not
on this planet.
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