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John Clegg wrote:
> Kate Moss is a working definition for animated necrophilia. She looks
> like a skeleton but we still fancy her. Bizarre!
>
> On 02/01/07, Martin Goldman <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>> Could be a working explanation for Kate Moss.
>>
>> Dr Martin Goldman
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>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: GP-UK [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Paul Caldwell
>> Sent: 02 January 2007 15:48
>> To: [log in to unmask]
>> Subject: Re: new year, Torchwood, obesity and solving carbon crisis
>>
>> that's metabolism, captain, but not as we know it.
>>
>>
>> >From: Martin Goldman <[log in to unmask]>
>> >Reply-To: GP-UK <[log in to unmask]>
>> >To: [log in to unmask]
>> >Subject: Re: new year, Torchwood, obesity and solving carbon crisis
>> >Date: Tue, 2 Jan 2007 15:23:35 -0000
>> >
>> >Presumably, they are the external fat stores of aliens who can eat
>> >everything and never get fat, and when these aliens run upon lean
>> times,
>> >then their fat stores will become depleted. Thus, when there is a
>> >pan-galactic famine, those that never eat will lose weight.
>> >
>> >Simple.
>> >
>> >Dr Martin Goldman
>> >Senior Medical Advisor
>> >Forest Laboratories UK Ltd
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>> >
>> >-----Original Message-----
>> >From: GP-UK [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Paul Caldwell
>> >Sent: 02 January 2007 15:18
>> >To: [log in to unmask]
>> >Subject: new year, Torchwood, obesity and solving carbon crisis
>> >
>> >sorry, oops.
>> >pts come in today for new years resolution to loose weight 'cept they
>> >always
>> >cannot do so and can u give me something etc etc. Watched Torchwood
>> last
>> >
>> >nite and suddenly realised that the open rift over Cardiff and had
>> >spread
>> >its spokes to here and that these people were not humans but aliens
>> >channelling missing calories thru the rift from a parallel universe cos
>> >THEY
>> >NEVER EAT ANYTHING. if we can find how they do it, how they get break
>> >the
>> >first law of thermodynamics, we could solve the carbon-energy threat to
>> >our
>> >globe, but being aliens would they care?
>> >
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