Rudolf the biker reindeer
Rudolf the biker reindeer
had a goddam shiny nose,
and if you ever saw it,
you would say that fucker glows;
all of the other reindeer
used to ride his ass all the time:
they never let poor Rudolf
go out with them and drink beer by the case and get sick drunk.
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolf, you headlight-nosed sonofabitch,
you're gonna haul my ass tonight!"
Then all the reindeer thought he was King Shit,
shouted out and cried in glee:
"Rudolf, you red-nosed motherfucker,
you are some kind of sleigh-pullin' fool."
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Jon Corelis www.geocities.com/jgcorelis/
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