From: "Roger Collett" <[log in to unmask]>
>> "I didn't do it! I wasn't even there! And anyway, I was provoked."
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>> VERDICT: Not Proven (Guilty But Lucky)
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>> A Scots Jurist
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> Ah!! the precedent set by the Case of the Purloined Bus Pass
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> An Allotment Watcher
Please don't shop me to that pigeon-eating Vile Boris, guv! Just throw me
in the Kailyard instead.
A Stickit Minister
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