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> Yes, I replaced Howard the Writer and have Kenneth Wolman but I don't think I can keep him on board too long since he is much older and does not have the skill sets that you had (ie. Visio, Spreadsheets). However he is a nice fella and is okay for now(but not for complex or multi-tasking). How is your new job coming along and how is your puppy?
In my email this morning. A gift.
I came in set to resign or make my mismanager fire me.
Instead, there is that thing in my inbox:
surely misdirected to the former writer
known as Geraldine Cho whose name has
not yet been removed from the account I use:
the most flagrant of discrimination comments
second only to "You got a great pair'a' tits,
are they real, can I feel 'em?"
I contract through an agency that is woman-run.
The outrage is general.
Their HR calls Citigroup's HR.
A friend says "Ken, ya won the lottery.
I don't know what I've won.
The dubious satisfaction of reopening
my Unemployment claim, perhaps.
A moment of schadenfreude that a man
who humiliated me will be forced to eat shit.
A few bucks steered my way won't hurt either.
I call a lawyer I know. He sound skeptical
(he should) until I read him the sentence above,
then says "Holy shit, can you send that to me?"
Done.
How is her puppy he asks.
Move over and see if there's room
in the doghouse.
Woof, you fucker, woof.
Ken
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Kenneth Wolman www.kenwolman.com rainermaria.typepad.com
I wouldn't want to have lived without having offended someone.--Anon.
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