to my royal subjects: a speech infront of but not limited to the houses
of parliament by tony blair

my dear royal subjects

i come to you as second in charge

to Saint George W. Bush universal supream leader...hear hear

there has come to my attention that people

are not happy with my deciet and loyality to the supream leader...hear
hear

but i must say for the royal record

that our country is dedicated to Saint Georgefor the slaying of dragons

and the like...hear hear

well my dear loyal subjects

you realy do not have to see Weapons Of Mass Distruction to know that
they are there

since i heard it from the mouth of a saint i know that it is true!

and when a saint says something you know it is what it is

we will start to produce nukes to help

defend our saintly brother

for i as well heard the voice of God

telling to support the killer of humanity

we will be withdrawing our troupes and replaceing them with the homeless

for they are getting to be just a bloody bother

Saint George told me that we are going to share in

the oil for wealth compain...boo boo

now i am telling you and this will be in strict confidence

(this will be the new three hundred years war)

and all that share in this endeavor will be pain rather handsomely..hear
hear

and when we controll the mid-east oil

and that was the mission all the long

petrol will be at a higher raise

well now i have to go back to work

even if i did miss my eleven's

from telling this speach

as i pray now for my loyal royal subjects

to be continued...

by

papalegba

c.2006

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