For those of you doing something special last night (like watching
"Crash"), herewith are my notes on Bush's State of the Union
message:
Ladies and gentlemen, blah, blah, blah. I . . . blah, blah, freedom,
blah, blah. And blah before blah blah blah-blah. Renew the blah,
blah Patriot Act blah, blah. Make blah blah tax-cuts permanent,
blah blah. Save Social blah Security blah. [Smile.] Bipartisan
blah solutions blah, blah.
[applause]
Open blah markets, people everywhere Buy American. American
worker rah, blah. [applause] Secure borders, blah, guest worker
program--no amnesty. Our government providing health care
for poor and elderly, blah. Blah.
Hey, where's that remote? Who changed the channel?
Okay. Blah, blah, blah. Addicted to oil. Clean, safe nucular
energy. Better batteries. Blah, blah. Ethanol for everyone
within six years. Blah.
Teach our kids math, blah, and science. Blah, blah. Creative
minds supported. Tax credits for all. Blah. Innovation, yea!
No behind left unchilded. Blah, blah, blah. Abstinence, rah.
Yada, yada, yada. No declining, no unraveling. New
Justices, rah! Servants of law. O'Conner, bye. Alito, hi!
Be good. No clones, no making centaurs, buying embryos.
Thanks and blah, blah -- God bless America. And blah pray for
stronger levees.
Hal
Serving the tristate area.
Halvard Johnson
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