More flarfy research about Seamus Heaney's "A Constable Calls" - I finally
found the text in the minutes of a fairly recent Parliamentary Standing
committee on delegated legistlation:
The Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Northern Ireland (Mr. Ian
Pearson): I beg to move, That the Committee has considered the draft
Agricultural Statistics (Northern Ireland) Order 2004.
Thank you for stepping into the breach at short notice, Mr. Gale. I
congratulate the hon. Member for New Forest, West (Mr. Swayne) on his
appointment to the Opposition Front Bench.
The order replaces the Agricultural Returns Act (Northern Ireland) 1939,
which no longer fits the purpose. It requires farmers in Northern Ireland
to provide statistical information to the Department of Agriculture and
Rural Development. It specifies what information may be demanded, the
circumstances in which individual information may be disclosed and the
penalties for non-compliance or wrongful disclosure.
Seamus Heaney's poem, ''A Constable Calls'', describes the visit to his
father's farm of a member of the Royal Ulster Constabulary who cycles
around the district to gather farm census data. I will quote from it, if
hon. Members will allow me to do so at this time of the morning:
''His cap was upside down
On the floor, next his chair. The line of its pressure ran like a bevel
In his slightly sweating hair. He had unstrapped
The heavy ledger, and my father
Was making tillage returns
In acres, roods, and perches. Arithmetic and fear.
I sat staring at the polished holster
With its buttoned flap, the braid cord
Looped into the revolver butt. 'Any other root crops? Mangolds?
Marrowstems? Anything like that?' 'No.'
But was there not a line
Of turnips where the seed ran out
In the potato field? I assumed
Small guilts and sat
Imagining the black hole in the barracks.
He stood up, shifted the baton-case
Further round on his belt,
Closed the domesday book,
Fitted his cap back with two hands,
And looked at me as he said goodbye.''
Derek Twigg (Halton) (Lab): I am glad that I came now.
Mr. Pearson: The Committee is nothing if not educational. The 1939
legislation on agricultural statistics remains, and is the legislation
that Seamus Heaney experienced as a lad. The main purpose of the order and
the debate today is to improve the quality of agricultural statistics on
which important decisions are based....
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