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Thursday, February 24 12:00 AM ET
War on Terror Ends in Surrender
By Jordan Baugher
Washington D.C. - The War on Terror ended abruptly yesterday, shocking
millions around the world when Terror surrendered unconditionally to the US
and its allies.
Osama Bin Laden was the first to begin this historically unprecedented
event by turning himself in to US troops stationed not 100 yards from his
cave. "I don't know what I was thinking," he said, "it was foolish of me to
challenge the might of the United States and the overwhelming intelligence
of Mr. Bush."
He was arrested on the spot and given the 25 million dollar reward for his
capture.
Military personnel and police around the world were struggling to find room
in detention facilities as insurgents from Iraq to Afghanistan were showing
up en masse and demanding to be arrested. Even rogue North Korean leader
Kim Jong Il appeared in Seoul, driving a semi-trailer filled with nuclear
weapons, saying he was deeply sorry for frightening the world with imminent
destruction.
Steven Procter, a market analyst, ventured an explanation for the strange
phenomenon. "Recently, America has gained a monopoly on terror, with a
volume of weapons and tanks and personnel that small, fringe groups like Al
Qaeda and Hamas have been struggling to compete with. It's not surprising
that their attitudes have shifted."
At a news conference, a reporter asked President Bush if this unexpected
and sudden end to the War on Terror would mean his administration would
begin shifting its focus to domestic problems, like the sagging economy and
record unemployment.
"What kind of a question is that? What are you, a terrorist? It seems to me
that as long as we have people like YOU running around this war is far from
over," he replied as men in suits grabbed the reporter by the arms and
dragged him out of the room.
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